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Friday, August 21, 2009

Random Thoughts

I am not one for forwarded emails but I got this one today and thought it was pretty funny..... especially #7.

1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

2. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

3. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.

4. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

5. There is a great need for sarcasm font.

6. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

7. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

8. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

9. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

10. Was learning cursive really necessary?

11. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

12. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

13. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

14. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

15. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

16. Bad decisions make good stories.

17. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

18. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

19. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.


Living with Three Boys of Our Own said...

My MIL so has #7 down. She's tried to teach me, but I fail every time!

Kat said...

I LOVE THIS!!!! I'm going to swipe it, it's SOOOO funny! Thank you for making me laugh today!

whitneypratt@ymail.com said...

thanks- i was laughing out loud on all of these!

More Paul, Less Andrea said...

This is too funny! I'm going to swipe it too. I am embarrassed to admit that I am really, really good at folding fitted sheets. Hey we all have to excel at something.

Kristi J said...

hey, i'm in need of some more pics...come on..blog for us :) We all want to see those cute babies of yours :) hope all is well, kj