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Friday, August 21, 2009

Random Thoughts

I am not one for forwarded emails but I got this one today and thought it was pretty funny..... especially #7.




1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

2. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

3. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.

4. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

5. There is a great need for sarcasm font.

6. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

7. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

8. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

9. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

10. Was learning cursive really necessary?

11. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

12. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

13. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

14. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

15. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

16. Bad decisions make good stories.

17. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

18. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

19. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.


5 comments:

Living with Three Boys of Our Own said...

My MIL so has #7 down. She's tried to teach me, but I fail every time!

Kat said...

I LOVE THIS!!!! I'm going to swipe it, it's SOOOO funny! Thank you for making me laugh today!

whitneypratt@ymail.com said...

thanks- i was laughing out loud on all of these!

More Paul, Less Andrea said...

This is too funny! I'm going to swipe it too. I am embarrassed to admit that I am really, really good at folding fitted sheets. Hey we all have to excel at something.

Kristi J said...

hey, i'm in need of some more pics...come on..blog for us :) We all want to see those cute babies of yours :) hope all is well, kj